June 29, 2011

TSA Little Penis Rage Assault Settled

Rolando Negrin

Rolando Negrin is back in the news. This is the Transportation Security Administration worker who went through one of those full-body scanners during a TSA back in 2010. When fellow TSA employees at Miami International Airport noticed Rolando Negrin's small penis, he became the subject of constant ridicule. Finally, he Rolando Negrin lost his mind and beat Hugo Osorno, one of his coworkers, with a police baton.

Rolando Negrin is back in the public eye now because he just struck a plea deal to avoid prosecution for the assault. Of course, it will be a slap-on-the-wrist punishment. Negrin is going to have write a letter of apology to Hugo Osorno, make a $100 donation, do fifty hours of community service, and not much else. That seems kind of easy for assault with a deadly weapon, even if Hugo Osorno probably deserved a good beating.

This story come to you not so you can laugh at the tiny penis of Rolando Negrin all over again. Most likely, many TSA employees have small penises or similar inadequacies. These shortcomings are probably what led to them wanting to become TSA workers in the first place. The purpose of the return to the topic of Rolando Negrin is to remind you of just what sort of people are working for the TSA.

The people who are rummaging around in your pants and rubbing the inner thighs of your children are not necessarily good people. Some of them are violent, unstable, immature, delusional, etc. These people are basically mall cops with federal permission to molest people. The TSA workers have been entrusted with a great deal. It is quite possible there are many people in their ranks who are not mentally equipped to handle such power and authority.

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